Bollywood Dictionary

Posted: July 30, 2009 by moifightclub in Bolly Jokes, bollywood
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bollywoodThis post is just Cntrl C + Cntrl V. From the tweets of a rather interesting writer/director. Since we dont want to end his filmy career so soon, we are putting it all here, without giving any credit to him, which he surely deserves. Check out the definitions according to bollywood dictionary.

CEO (noun) – A man who follwed up his 2 year MBA with a 3 week course in film-making.

 – we felt 3 weeks is too long! And so, he redefined it.

CEO ( noun) – An executive who followed up his 2 year MBA with 1 week Syd Field workshop.

We added, two terms that every CEO knows by heart and blabber around always…

1. Plot Point 2. Character Graph

And here is our favourite one!

Creative Head (noun) – A girl/guy who slept with the CEO when she/he attended the 1 week Syd Field Workshop.

The one written with sharp claws –

 Whiz-kid (noun) – A star son, nephew, niece, daughter who makes directorial debut at 25.

Aur yeh to bilkul sach hai…sau fisdi sach….

Screening (noun) – An event organized for the specific purpose of lying.

We added this bit…

Premiere (noun) – An event organized to find out whose lie is the bestest! And you hav to say it without laughing.

The precious one…

Bound Script (noun) – An object that everybody in the industry likes to hold and nobody likes to read.

And from big screen to small screen…

Reality Show – A graveyard where dead careers are resurrected.

Do let us know if you are aware of any other definitions from the dictionary! And thnx Mr Writer/Director…gimme more!

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