Aao Guess Karein : His tyres are punctured this time! Getting re-paired in Pardesh!

Posted: May 28, 2010 by moifightclub in Aao guess karein, bollywood, cinema, gossipmongers, News, Xclusive

No, we dont shy away from naming names. But the man whom we trust told us to look at the scene with little acid and more sanity! We argued for the sake of cheap thrills and tried to find a middle path. Plus we HATED the director’s last film, which the world seems to love! So, here we  are, back with our old game – Aao Guess Karein!

His (Z) last film was a big hit. And then, the man never remained same again. In one of the scriptwriting workshops he proudly declared that his film is the best structured hindi film in the last ten years! Our jaws dropped and since then we have not been able to pick it up.

Whats more, in his over-confidence he even gave an interview and pulled down one of the best films of last year, written by one of the best screenwriters we have in the current lot. Our jaws were buried!

Then came the announcement for his next film. He was offered never heard before amount for only scripting it. Plus there was direction fees too. And then the non-stop brag sessions started. For his next film, he would keep on bragging about the “number of drafts” he is writing. First, we heard about 17th draft, last we heard 25th and then there were few more. And its complete home production.

Its no surprise that he got a BIG budget for his new film. Even the amount spent on recce had our eyes wide open. The film was shot outside India and got completed last year. But still no release date has been announced. Wondering why ?

Well, here is the dope. It seems that his tyres have been busted this time. Problem – Main actor is dude but the actress is no match for him. The lead actor is more of dude and less of actor anyway! And the lead actress is IRREPLACEABLE! Because his tyres run her car too. And her mom’s car too.

So, after spending quite a bomb on the film, the producers got a big shock when they saw the film.  It wasn’t what they were expecting! The director has been told to re-shoot major romantic portions of the film to get that “jai ho” factor between the lead pair, much like his earlier film, as this one also is romcom! The director and everyone else have spread the news out that they are back to (pakhi pakhi) pardesh to shoot just a song. But thats not true! He is trying hard to get the punctured tyres re-paired now.

Bhagwan bhala kare – tu hame jaane ya na jaane, hum tere chahnewale they kabhi…before you made that silly stupid film! The desi high school musical….aha, that cribfest deserves a new post. Now guess Mr Z and the film! Its damn easy and is all here.

  1. Azad says:

    Abbas Tyrewala???

  2. ashish agrawal says:

    nice attempt to hide and not to hide details.. 😛

    any average movie buff will get it.. it is about
    JTYJN director.. his wife.. and and J.A and new film which is something 1-800 k something something ..

    hope i dint reveal anything… 🙂

  3. Magik says:

    80. go figure 😉

  4. mogambo says:

    Jaan Ibrahim was pissed with Abu Retirewala for giving Paki chicka more screentime. He ain’t doing the promotion. This one is a bomb.

    Also, this Retardwala had the gall to ridicule Jaideep’s Rocket Singh script.

  5. Amit Sanghavi says:

    Yes this was a easy one… 1-800-LOVE-STORY or something similar.

    But contrary to what u said, his last movie was indeed a cute romcom, and way better then the kind of movies we encounter every friday!

  6. John Galt says:

    Jaane Tu was a good film. But 60% of the success of that film belongs to Aamir. Or else it would’ve been like Imtiaaz’s much appreciated but box office flop Socha Na Tha. 1800 Love has arguably a fantastic script (Ye Log Ghar Mein Hi Beithkar Aapas Mein decide Kar Lete Hain Kya Ki great Hai?!) – written by Paakhi and she made a Rambo like deal with Abbas, I’ll be the heroine types. She was paid 50 lakh for her efforts as scriptwriter. Plus 50 lakhs as actress. Abbas took close to 3 crores for polishing the script and directing the film. The project was budgeted earlier at 43 crores initially. 30-50 lakhs were lost on the initial recce in the US then they finally decided to do the film in UK. And they had a couple of extensive script sessions at an expensive resort down South. 10-15 lakhs went into that. Credit Khaane Mein Abbas Ko Koi Peeche Nahin Chhod Sakta. I remember an interview of his in Mid-day post Main Hoon Na release, where he took great pride for the Suniel Shetty track. Duh? The best thing in the film was the Shahrukh-Sushmita romance. Which, if ‘sources’ are to believed was a lift from Raju Hirani’s film Babuji Dheere Chalna, which he never made. Abbas was his co-writer.

  7. moifightclub says:

    @John Galt – Thnx for all the info! And as a friend pointed out, now the aao guess karein is who is John Galt!

  8. mogambo says:

    15 lakhs for script sessions? What did they write with? Pure gold?

  9. Amit Sanghavi says:

    So who is John Galt ???

  10. John Galt says:

    Doesn’t matter who John Galt is. The point is, however talented you are, humility comes first. Itna Main-Panna Nahin Hona Chahiye. Khudaa Ho Kya Tum? Forgot to mention. A 4th entity is producing 1800 Love – say TV 18 or Big Cinema or whatever. They are funding the entire project. And there are 4 partners in profit sharing i.e. Abbas, Madhu Mantena, John Abraham, and the Corporate House!

  11. Released and Flopped as Jhootha Hi Sahi. Topic Close 🙂

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