Posts Tagged ‘Elesh Parujanwala’

UPDATE – The show is on air now. Click here to read our latest post on the show Rahul Dulhania Le Jaayega with all the details and pics of the 15 women who love S & M and want to marry him! Plus some fresh goss from Udaipur.

Oops, it should be Swayam”vadhu”! Rahul Mahajan Ka Swayamvadhu!

Rahul MahajanBe scared. Very Scared. Rahul Mahajan is back on tv. And this time for his swayamvar. The show is titled Rahul Dulhania Le Jayenge! Imgine, just imagine! on NDTV Imagine.

The big question – Why would someone want to marry Rahul Mahajan ? I dont have an answer but have one more question. Why would anyone want to marry Rakhi Sawant ?

34 year old Rahul is son of late BJP leader Pramod Mahajan. And what else do we know about Rahul Mahajan  ? Let’s see.

Wife-beater –  He separated from his first wife Shweta Singh (pilot) within five months of his marriage. According to Shweta, he used to beat her.

Substance use – Just after his father’s death, he was found unconscious with his father’s secretary Vivek Moitra at his father’s official residence. Reason – drug overdose. Vivek  died, Rahul survived.

Bigg Boss Participant – Still not been able to crack this one. Why he participated in Bigg Boss ? Because mujhe apne pitaji ki izzat wapas laani hai ?  How ?

LOL – You have to hear it to belive it. He literally believes in LOL! The sound is most scary than anything you have heard. Its not his best but check it out if you havent heard it yet.

And if you missed Junior Mahajan’s priceless Bigg Boss moments on tv, have  a look.

Finally, we have two suggestions.

1. Since Rakhi Sawant is not getting married to Elesh Parujanwala, why cant Rakhi and Rahul marry ? Can bet that they are made for each other and they truly deserve each other.

2. Even if Rahul finds a Dulhania for himself, here is an idea for the next season. NDTV Imagine can start planning it right now – Mujhe Iss Rahul Se Bachao! For a change, we can see the future!

Elesh ParujanwalaAnd we are ROFLOL!  So when was the last time someone’s marriage became BREAKING NEWS ? Just Imagine. And even for the holier-than-thou attitudewala NDTV India! Why blame only India TV ?

We admit we are natural born voyeurs. Could not keep ourselves away from Rakhi Ka Swayamvar finale. And what a show it was! Hand over the entertaining show of the year to Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. We have never been hooked to someone’s marriage so seriously. Intially, it looked like there are only counted few jokers in the world. But today I discovered that family of jokers do exist. The genes are not from some random planet.

So, the mommy, daddy, brother, sister and all the possible relatives turned up at the show to do naach-gaana  for their few seconds of fame and celebrate Rakhi Ka Swayamvar! But the one who caught our attention is Ram Kapoor. In a Lajpat Nagar sherwani which can bounce of light even in a black hole, he looked as if he could easily replace the elephant who is supposed to take out the couple for a post-engagement ride. 

Back to the lucky/unlucky boy of Canada. Elesh Parujanwala is a 30 year old Gujrati businessman based in Toronto. Runs family business and wants to get into entertainment industry in Mumbai. Seems like a perfect match. Rakhi will have deep pocketwala NRI and Elesh will find a getaway for his bollywood aspirations! And NDTV Imagine gets the TRP’s.

Whats next ? The couple plans to spend more time together to figure out if they really gel well or not. And the sati-savitri that Rakhi is, she has made it clear that there will be no physics or biology involved. Only chemistry!

Our suggestion – For second season, NDTV Imagine should go for Rakhi Ka Honeymoon. Canada Tourism will happily sponsor it. And we bet, they dont have to worry about the TRP’s. Or it will be new edition of Lost In Translation with Rakhi’s english and Elesh’s hindi! And who said marriages are made in heaven ? Rakhi has proved everyone wrong. Its made on and for TV! Imagine.

Elesh ParujanwalaThats what Mumbai Mirror claims. Rakhi Sawant is finally getting married to Elesh Parujanwala on the show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar.

At this stage, there are three finalists – Manas Katyal, Chitiz Jain and Elesh Parujanwala. Elesh is 30 year old Gujrati  businessman based in Toronto. Runs family business and wants to get into entertainment industry in Mumbai.  Seems like a perfect match. Rakhi will get deep pocketwala NRI and Elesh will find a getaway for his bollywood aspirations! If nothing, Nach Baliye guys will surely call up the pair.

BTW, there have been few other rumours doing the rounds. First, She will not marry anyone. The finalist will be offered big money and will be asked to choose between Rakhi Sawant or money. He will go for the cash.

Second, Rakhi’s ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi will turn up at the show, do some drama and she will finally end up with him. With Rakhi, anything is possible. You never know!

Whats’s next ? Rakhi Ka Honeymoon and Rakhi Ka Divorce!