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First a confession – Never was so curious and interested in anyone’s marriage or swayavar. But then no marriage was such a non-stop laughathon ever!

And the result is out. Its Dimpy Ganguly from Calcutta. And they can name the pair as Dimpy & Pimpy! Doesnt he look like one with all those kajal and killer sound effect in his laughter! We can also bet that its this pic of Dimpy which did the wonder! He is Rahul Mahajan after all!

So, who is the unlucky Dimpy Ganguly ? She is  21 year old model from Kolkata, West Bengal. According to official release Dimpy gave up a lead role in a film to participate in the Swayamvar. Aur bolo ? Her real name is Soumasri, which means ‘as beautiful as the moon.’ But her cute dimples have earned her the name Dimpy. But this marriage has its share of controversy too. It seems Dimpy had signed a contract with Maureen Wadia’s Gladrags agency and her participation in the show goes against the contract. Click here to know more.

And for Dimpy, here is a marriage gift from our side. Take a look at the pic. Be prepared. Very prepared.

 

Time to get scared! Very scared. Because Rahul Mahajan is back on tv. And this time for his Swayamvar. Its Season2 on NDTV Imagine. As soon as the show was announced, we were busy wondering just one thing – Why would someone want to marry Rahul Mahajan ? We still dont have an answer but have one more question that should explain it. Why would anyone want to marry Rakhi Sawant ?

But who knows, may be there are women who just love S&M! Otherwise, why would anyone want to marry a wife-beater and divorcee who is known for substance use! Its just S & M. So, here is the list of 15 lucky (!?) finalists!  Out of 15, three are from Delhi, three fom West Bengal, two each from Maharashtra, UP & Haryana and one participant each from Jammu, Punjab & Gujrat! Wow, so much love from North for this Marathi Manoos! And no entry from South!

Click on the pics to know their age, location, profession and more!

Also, fresh goss from Udaipur has started pouring in. Gossipmongers are saying that the woman who won the contest refused to marry Rahul Mahajan. She wanted to win it for some publicity, quick fame and cash in on it. She ran away from the show. So, the producers of the show are busy planning a re-shoot of the final episode of the show! But isnt that obvious. We can already see the sequel in the making…Mujhe Iss Rahul Se Bachao!

We waited and finally watched it. Complete 2:30 hours! The first episode of Bigg Boss Season 3. And here is what we think about it. Some random thoughts.

Bet you didnt know! Bet we had no clue! Bet nobody guessed it! Is this a last minute replacement for Navjot Singh Sidhu ? Looks like. And it looks like a smart strategy too. Bigg Boss’ big surprise of the day!

Jaya SawantNDTV Imagine –  Hamare paas Rakhi Sawant hai. Uska swayamvar hai. Tumhara wala Rahul Mahajan bhi hai. Uska swayamvar bhi hai! Tumhare paas kya hai ?

Colors : Hamare paas Ma hai! Naam toh suna hoga ?

NDTV Imagine – Naahi!

Colors – Naam nahi, surname hi kafi hai!

She is Sawant. Jaya Sawant. Rakhi Sawant’s mother. Dhen Tedaaan! Nobody has much clue about her. Even google doesnt have much to offer. Beti Rakhi Sawant bought the much needed TRP for rival channel NDTV Imagine through her swayamvar and now mummyji is here to compete. Expect some spicy confessions. But we wonder if it will bring a class divide in the house. Will the likes of Sherlyn Chopra, Aditi Govitrikar, Shamita Shetty and Poonam Dhiloon gel well with her. We doubt!

Inmates : The names are more or less the same as we put out in the post here. Except one or two. And thank god, Loveleen Misra is not in the house!

Finally, the inmates are Sherlyn Chopra, Poonam Dhiloon, Aditi Govitrikar, Shamita Shetty, Jaya Sawant, Claudia Ciesla, Tanaaz Irani, Ismail Darbar, Raju Shrivastav, Kamaal R Khan, Vindu Dara Singh, Rohit Verma, Bakhtiyaar Irani.

Whats missing ? A dude in the house. And thats a big miss! Considering they have people like Shamita Shetty, Sherlyn Chopra and Claudia Ciesla, a dude who can flirt with them is damn important!

Not-so-dudes includes Ismail Darbar, Raju Shrivasatav, Kamaal R Khan, Vindu Dara Singh, Rohit Verma, Bakhtiyaar Irani. We dont see anyone of them in the DUDE’s role. Remember Aryan Vaid!

Amitabh Bachchan  – Will get the family audience! The smame baritone voice and the same attitude. Dignified! He has a new name for the show too. Its called Bigg Boss TRITIYA! Rest as expected! We think he should have been inside the house. Has more skeletons in his closet than anyone can ever imagine! Thats for a different day. 

Moment of the day  : When Amitabh Bachchan asked Shelyn Chopra about her role in the house, she answered that she will be like a sexy bai in the house! Bachchan had no clue how to react.

Inmate of the day – Rohit Verma. Inside the house, his first question was – Should I sleep in men’s room or women’s room ? Perfecto! He is in the house exactly for the same reason.

Let the game begin! We will follow!

UPDATE – The show is on air now. Click here to read our latest post on the show Rahul Dulhania Le Jaayega with all the details and pics of the 15 women who love S & M and want to marry him! Plus some fresh goss from Udaipur.

Oops, it should be Swayam”vadhu”! Rahul Mahajan Ka Swayamvadhu!

Rahul MahajanBe scared. Very Scared. Rahul Mahajan is back on tv. And this time for his swayamvar. The show is titled Rahul Dulhania Le Jayenge! Imgine, just imagine! on NDTV Imagine.

The big question – Why would someone want to marry Rahul Mahajan ? I dont have an answer but have one more question. Why would anyone want to marry Rakhi Sawant ?

34 year old Rahul is son of late BJP leader Pramod Mahajan. And what else do we know about Rahul Mahajan  ? Let’s see.

Wife-beater –  He separated from his first wife Shweta Singh (pilot) within five months of his marriage. According to Shweta, he used to beat her.

Substance use – Just after his father’s death, he was found unconscious with his father’s secretary Vivek Moitra at his father’s official residence. Reason – drug overdose. Vivek  died, Rahul survived.

Bigg Boss Participant – Still not been able to crack this one. Why he participated in Bigg Boss ? Because mujhe apne pitaji ki izzat wapas laani hai ?  How ?

LOL – You have to hear it to belive it. He literally believes in LOL! The sound is most scary than anything you have heard. Its not his best but check it out if you havent heard it yet.

And if you missed Junior Mahajan’s priceless Bigg Boss moments on tv, have  a look.

Finally, we have two suggestions.

1. Since Rakhi Sawant is not getting married to Elesh Parujanwala, why cant Rakhi and Rahul marry ? Can bet that they are made for each other and they truly deserve each other.

2. Even if Rahul finds a Dulhania for himself, here is an idea for the next season. NDTV Imagine can start planning it right now – Mujhe Iss Rahul Se Bachao! For a change, we can see the future!

Elesh ParujanwalaAnd we are ROFLOL!  So when was the last time someone’s marriage became BREAKING NEWS ? Just Imagine. And even for the holier-than-thou attitudewala NDTV India! Why blame only India TV ?

We admit we are natural born voyeurs. Could not keep ourselves away from Rakhi Ka Swayamvar finale. And what a show it was! Hand over the entertaining show of the year to Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. We have never been hooked to someone’s marriage so seriously. Intially, it looked like there are only counted few jokers in the world. But today I discovered that family of jokers do exist. The genes are not from some random planet.

So, the mommy, daddy, brother, sister and all the possible relatives turned up at the show to do naach-gaana  for their few seconds of fame and celebrate Rakhi Ka Swayamvar! But the one who caught our attention is Ram Kapoor. In a Lajpat Nagar sherwani which can bounce of light even in a black hole, he looked as if he could easily replace the elephant who is supposed to take out the couple for a post-engagement ride. 

Back to the lucky/unlucky boy of Canada. Elesh Parujanwala is a 30 year old Gujrati businessman based in Toronto. Runs family business and wants to get into entertainment industry in Mumbai. Seems like a perfect match. Rakhi will have deep pocketwala NRI and Elesh will find a getaway for his bollywood aspirations! And NDTV Imagine gets the TRP’s.

Whats next ? The couple plans to spend more time together to figure out if they really gel well or not. And the sati-savitri that Rakhi is, she has made it clear that there will be no physics or biology involved. Only chemistry!

Our suggestion – For second season, NDTV Imagine should go for Rakhi Ka Honeymoon. Canada Tourism will happily sponsor it. And we bet, they dont have to worry about the TRP’s. Or it will be new edition of Lost In Translation with Rakhi’s english and Elesh’s hindi! And who said marriages are made in heaven ? Rakhi has proved everyone wrong. Its made on and for TV! Imagine.

Manas KatyalNo. You must! Manas Katyal ? One of the finalists of Rakhi Ka Sawayvar on NDTV Imgaine. The show that will baffle many generations of sociologists for sure. And Rakhi Sawant surely deserves the Lifetime Achievement Acting Award for this show. Because nobody can fake it better than her. And she also can’t do better than this. You have to watch the videos. With background music from bollwood. It doesn’t get funnier than this. Swayamvar moves to Delhi now. We are hooked and how!

And don’t miss the quote of the year – Item girl bahu hai, bahu item girl nahi hai!

Rakhi SawantLike us, if you are quite  vella and scratching your head wondering WTF is going to happen to Rakhi Sawant after the show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar, we got some fresh goss.

According to Buzz18’s Juicy Mausi, Rakhi Sawant will remain single even after the Swayamvar. It seems there is no clause in the contract which states that she HAS to marry someone at the end of the show.

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar is getting quite lot of balls, oops, eyeballs for obvious reasons and generating good buzz. Also, because of the show, NDTV Imagine has moved from No. 5 potition to No.4, replacing Sony.

In the finale, the contestants will be asked to choose between a large sum of money and Rakhi Sawant. And when they do, Rakhi will throw a fit and walk away! ROFL! Marega…jiyega….shaadi karega….TRP ke liye kuch bhi karega!

Bollywoodpopat also reports the same. According to the report, some astro-numerologist Sandhiya Mehta (kaun hai yeh ?), the show is all fake, only good publicty for Rakhi Sawant and great TRP idea for NDTV Imagine.

Wooohoo…we never Imgine-d that we will write so much about Rakhi Sawant!

BTW, if you are still vella and bored, watch this hilarious video. Its a must watch!