Posts Tagged ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’

Breaking News : Its Elesh Parunjanwala!

Posted: August 2, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, gossipmongers, News, pics, television, Thoughts, WTF
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Elesh ParujanwalaAnd we are ROFLOL!  So when was the last time someone’s marriage became BREAKING NEWS ? Just Imagine. And even for the holier-than-thou attitudewala NDTV India! Why blame only India TV ?

We admit we are natural born voyeurs. Could not keep ourselves away from Rakhi Ka Swayamvar finale. And what a show it was! Hand over the entertaining show of the year to Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. We have never been hooked to someone’s marriage so seriously. Intially, it looked like there are only counted few jokers in the world. But today I discovered that family of jokers do exist. The genes are not from some random planet.

So, the mommy, daddy, brother, sister and all the possible relatives turned up at the show to do naach-gaana  for their few seconds of fame and celebrate Rakhi Ka Swayamvar! But the one who caught our attention is Ram Kapoor. In a Lajpat Nagar sherwani which can bounce of light even in a black hole, he looked as if he could easily replace the elephant who is supposed to take out the couple for a post-engagement ride. 

Back to the lucky/unlucky boy of Canada. Elesh Parujanwala is a 30 year old Gujrati businessman based in Toronto. Runs family business and wants to get into entertainment industry in Mumbai. Seems like a perfect match. Rakhi will have deep pocketwala NRI and Elesh will find a getaway for his bollywood aspirations! And NDTV Imagine gets the TRP’s.

Whats next ? The couple plans to spend more time together to figure out if they really gel well or not. And the sati-savitri that Rakhi is, she has made it clear that there will be no physics or biology involved. Only chemistry!

Our suggestion – For second season, NDTV Imagine should go for Rakhi Ka Honeymoon. Canada Tourism will happily sponsor it. And we bet, they dont have to worry about the TRP’s. Or it will be new edition of Lost In Translation with Rakhi’s english and Elesh’s hindi! And who said marriages are made in heaven ? Rakhi has proved everyone wrong. Its made on and for TV! Imagine.

Rakhi Sawant will marry Elesh Parujanwala!

Posted: July 22, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, gossipmongers, News, pics, television, Thoughts
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Elesh ParujanwalaThats what Mumbai Mirror claims. Rakhi Sawant is finally getting married to Elesh Parujanwala on the show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar.

At this stage, there are three finalists – Manas Katyal, Chitiz Jain and Elesh Parujanwala. Elesh is 30 year old Gujrati  businessman based in Toronto. Runs family business and wants to get into entertainment industry in Mumbai.  Seems like a perfect match. Rakhi will get deep pocketwala NRI and Elesh will find a getaway for his bollywood aspirations! If nothing, Nach Baliye guys will surely call up the pair.

BTW, there have been few other rumours doing the rounds. First, She will not marry anyone. The finalist will be offered big money and will be asked to choose between Rakhi Sawant or money. He will go for the cash.

Second, Rakhi’s ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi will turn up at the show, do some drama and she will finally end up with him. With Rakhi, anything is possible. You never know!

Whats’s next ? Rakhi Ka Honeymoon and Rakhi Ka Divorce!

WTF : Do you know Manas Katyal’s family ?

Posted: July 21, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, News, shit, songs & videos, television, Thoughts, WTF
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Manas KatyalNo. You must! Manas Katyal ? One of the finalists of Rakhi Ka Sawayvar on NDTV Imgaine. The show that will baffle many generations of sociologists for sure. And Rakhi Sawant surely deserves the Lifetime Achievement Acting Award for this show. Because nobody can fake it better than her. And she also can’t do better than this. You have to watch the videos. With background music from bollwood. It doesn’t get funnier than this. Swayamvar moves to Delhi now. We are hooked and how!

And don’t miss the quote of the year – Item girl bahu hai, bahu item girl nahi hai!

Rakhi Sawant to stay single even after the swayamvar!

Posted: July 15, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, gossipmongers, News, shit, television
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Rakhi SawantLike us, if you are quite  vella and scratching your head wondering WTF is going to happen to Rakhi Sawant after the show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar, we got some fresh goss.

According to Buzz18’s Juicy Mausi, Rakhi Sawant will remain single even after the Swayamvar. It seems there is no clause in the contract which states that she HAS to marry someone at the end of the show.

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar is getting quite lot of balls, oops, eyeballs for obvious reasons and generating good buzz. Also, because of the show, NDTV Imagine has moved from No. 5 potition to No.4, replacing Sony.

In the finale, the contestants will be asked to choose between a large sum of money and Rakhi Sawant. And when they do, Rakhi will throw a fit and walk away! ROFL! Marega…jiyega….shaadi karega….TRP ke liye kuch bhi karega!

Bollywoodpopat also reports the same. According to the report, some astro-numerologist Sandhiya Mehta (kaun hai yeh ?), the show is all fake, only good publicty for Rakhi Sawant and great TRP idea for NDTV Imagine.

Wooohoo…we never Imgine-d that we will write so much about Rakhi Sawant!

BTW, if you are still vella and bored, watch this hilarious video. Its a must watch!

Who is Luv Khanna ??!!

Posted: July 3, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, Contests, News, pics, songs & videos, television
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Luv KhannaAbout half a million (ok..make it lil less) readers are reading our blog everyday looking for some Luv Khanna! We are completely clueless about this Mr Luv or Lust Khanna and so decided to google more about him.

Luv Khanna is 26 year old model & engineer from Delhi. And the reason why people are looking for him is because he is on Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. The tv show on NDTV Imagine. Or its a game show ? Or new season of laughter challenge ? Yeh, think so. Is it for real ? Or scripted ? Whatever. And he is considered to be a strong contender. Those of you who are dying to see more of this Luv Khanna, check out the video. Its a must watch. Don’t miss the last bit. Kalyug ka Ram. We are ROFL!

To know more about the other insane grooms who want to marry Rakhi Sawant for whatever reasons, click here. Pics, asl & profession.

WTF : Rakhi Sawant’s 16 prospective grooms – pics & details.

Posted: June 28, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, pics, television, Thoughts, WTF
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Rakhi SawantScroll down and take a look at the 16 pics. Does any of them look retard, psycho, mentally deranged, desperately horny, completely blind, fool, poor or without brains ? If not, why do they want to marry Rakhi Sawant ? What can be the real reason ? Is someone pointing a gun at their head or are they going to get fat cheques ? Or may be they are all ET, from some other planet and so have no clue about Rakhi Sawant. Or is this some kind of game ? We are quite baffled!

Scroll down the pics, more details posted. The 16 finalists for Rakhi Sawant’s Swayamvar. What next ? Rakhi Sawant ka honeymoon and then divorce ? Or the next seasons will depend on this season’s TRPs. Bring it on! We are not crazy enough yet!

Put the cursor on the pics for the names. For their age, location & profession, scroll down.

More details about Rakhi Sawant’s 16 prospective grooms. In clockwise order, from top. Age, location & profession.

1. Ali Bana – 30. Mumbai. Choreographer.

2. Aman Talwar – 21 . Haryana.  Father’s poultry business (21years ?? dude, control )

3. Ather Parwez – 33. Srinagar. J&K Police Crime Branch.

4. Ashwin Chaudhuri – 28. Nagpur. Runs marriage bureau.

5. Atirek Sharma – 24. From Kanpur, In Mumbai. Wants to get into cting.

6. Chitiz Jain – 26. Delhi. Garment export business.

7. Deepak Raghav – 25. Raipur. Fitness Trainer.

8. Elesh Parujanwala – 30. Gujarti NRI from Toronto. Family business. Wants to get into media.

9. Kapil Mathur – 28. Jaipur. In retail management.

10. Kripal Singh – 27. Mumbai. Stuntman.

11. Luv Khanna – 26. Delhi. Wants to get into glamour industry.

12. Manas Katyal – 22. Delhi. Media Professional.

13. Manmohan Tiwari – 25. Rishikesh. Lawyer. (wants to get into acting)

14. Pranav Damle – 26. Mumbai. Mechanical Engineer.

15. Raman Handa – 26. Saharanpur ( UP). Astrologer & Vastu consultant.

16. Rishi Dwivedi – 22. Kanpur. BSc Graduate ( Loves dancing & is a trained one)

Are these 16 best jokes or best jokers of the world ? Not bad at all. But we can’t figure it out. Interestingly more than half of them wants to get into media, acting or similar field. So is Rakhi Sawant their Ticket to Bollywood ? Hmmm…conspiracy theory again! 

The show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar goes on air on NDTV Imagine from Monday, June 29th 2009.