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Abhishek Bachchan & Shweta on L’Officiel Cover – pics

Posted: May 14, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, first look, News, shit, WTF
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Abhishek Bachchan and his sister Shweta Bachchan are on the cover of the new issue of fashion magazine L ‘Officiel. Here’s sneak peak. Daddy Amitabh Bachchan has posted the pics on his blog.

Now about the cover – its shot in london. But Abhishek and Shweta on the cover of L’Officiel ? on what basis ? Being fashion conscious or trend setter ? They are none. Well, Abhishek is atleast an actor, or trying to act. But Shweta ? All it matters is the surname. Thats it. Isnt it ? We will remain the same, inglorious bastards, cynics, skeptical about everyone’s success. Huh!

Salman Khan’s new friend – Claudia Ciesla

Posted: May 12, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, shit
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sallu girlfreind - claudiaHe is not only known for his phirang accent. But Salman Khan loves everything  that got a bit of firangi touch. Look at Katrina Kaif, she   still cant manage a single line in hindi, but is one of the top rated heroines today. Well, it helps to have a friend like Salman Khan.

And according to Mid-day, Salman Khan has a new friend, whom he is helping in her acting career. The friend is Claudia Ciesla, a german supermodel.

And who is this Claudia ?

Well, she began modelling at 15. At 17, she moved to Germany from Poland and became an Internet glamour model. The German newspaper Bild arranged an examination of Ciesla by a plastic surgeon and reported, that her breasts (size: 38DD) were entirely natural. She is currently pursuing an acting career in Bollywood.

 With Sallu’s help, we are sure she can beat Katrina anyday. It all depends on Sallu bhai’s mood and lil bit of luck. Thats it!

Subhash Ghai’s Paying Guests – theatrical trailer

Posted: May 11, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cast news, first look, News, shit
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Nothing can beat Subhash Ghai’s enthu. He is making one after another crap, living in those woods, and he still believes that whatever he has made or making, its all classic. Not now, but 20 years later. Audacity of Hope. Anyway, here comes one more to add to the Ghai crapfest, Paying Guests.

Have a look at the promo or is it theatrical trailer or whatever it is, and you can make out the call for the auditions – The morons of the world, everyone get together. Produced by Mukta Arts, Paying Guests is directed by Paritosh Painter, stars Shreyas Talpade, Vatsal Seth, Aashis Chowdhary, Javed Jaffri, Raima Sen, Celina Jaitley, Sayali Bhagat and Neha Dhupia.

Did you wish your mother today ?

Posted: May 11, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, life, shit
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i didnt. I have never done. Its Mothers Day. Its all over the place.

Do you feel guilty ? I dont. I never do. I dont even remember her birthday. I dont bother. Like a true anti-family anti-social guy, i never cared much about birthdays of my siblings,parents and relatives. They all know. They dont feel bad now when i dont wish them on their birthdays. I dont even like celebrating my birthday. Wish everyone could erase that day from their diary. Reason ? Just like that. Are there are more like me ? or am i the only one ?

If you want to know more about how and why of Mother’s Day, here is the wikipedia link. And if you want to know more about Ana Jarvis, who took the intiative for celebrating Mother’s Day and how it became one more holiday, here is the wikipedia link. 

And if you are just a selfish inglorious bastard like me, here are two songs for the d-day, enjoy. Mother’s Day is just another excuse. One is mumma from Dasvidaniya, sung and composed by Kailash Kher. The other is from Rang De Basanti. Luka chhupi, sung by Lata Mangeshkar and A R Rahman. Music – A R Rahman.

Farhan Akhtar’s cover charges

Posted: May 8, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, gossipmongers, News, shit, WTF
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farhan akhtar coverHe is the new dude on the block. And post Rock On and Luck by Chance, the dude has become dudder. Made it to few magazine covers. More film offers poured in.  Seems Farhan Akhtar has now made it to big league. Atleast thats what it looks like from his cover charges (the money you need to spend to put him on cover).

Mid-day has published the details. Have a look.

Farhan’s email for his staff payments, lists the following…
Driver Rs 1,000
Make-Up Rs 8,000
Hair Rs 7,000
Spot Boy Rs 2,000
Total cost Rs 18,000

Gobble, gobble…
Mineral water At room temperature Rs 20/- per bottle
Twix Chocolates Rs 50/- per bar
Mars Chocolates Rs 25/- per bar
Tissue paper Rs 50/- per box
Mentos Ice Blue Rs 10/- per bar
Total cost Rs 155/-

Chocholates, mentos, tissue papers, mineral water…WTF! Farhan wants to bill everything to the magazine! Even the driver, for driving from home to a studio and back. Dude, You Rock (On)!

Here is the full story.

My Cousin Vinny’s plagiarism story – The real dope.

Posted: May 5, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, Hollywood, News, shit, writing
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20th century Fox has sent a legal notice to B R Films ( Ravi Chopra) on plagiarism charges. For copying their film My Cousin Vinny and remaking it in hindi as Banda Yeh Bindaas Hai.

Ravi Chopra’s story – Since quite some time, Ravi Chopra has been telling everyone that they have officially bought the remake rights of the film My Cousin Vinny.

Real Dope – B R Films didnt buy the rights of My Cousin Vinny. They mailed the producers of the film stating that their film idea is similar to My Cousin Vinny. Everything else is different. Since there is no copyright on idea, 20th Century Fox asked Ravi Chopra to go ahead with his film.

20th Century Fox’s story – Now that the film is almost complete, the studio guys realised that its not only the idea but the film’s story is exactly the same as My Cousin Vinny.  Only few cosmetic changes have been made.

Where it stands – 2oth Century Fox has moved to Bombay High Court against B R Films. It has also sought Rs 7 crore as damages. Banda Yeh Bindaas Hai has Govinda, Tabu and Sushmita Sen in lead.

So, thats the real dope!

Is Arshad’s Kaun Bola copy of Ghost Town ?

Posted: May 2, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, News, shit, writing
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arshad1Yes, thats what it looks like.

Kaun Bola is Arshad Warsi’ home production film. In an interview to Hindustan Times, this is what he said when asked about the similarties..

Thats the tragedy of my life. There are seevn people in the world who look alike and seven million people who think alike. 

The film’s script is original and I wrote it over a period of time thinking about how I would like a ghost film to be.

One day, a friend comes over and suggests I watch Ghost Town. To my surprise, ther were similarities.

The treatment of the story is similar. My charcater is liek Hwoopie Goldberg’s in Ghost. I can see the spirits around and communicate with them. The stylisation of the movies is alo quite alike. But the story is not the same.

Please, can we have a new excuse ? Circuit’s sense of reason, logic and excuse was never so bad! Where are you, Mr Hirani  ?

Rakhi Sawant gets 12,515 marriage proposals!!

Posted: May 1, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, News, shit, television, WTF
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rakhisawantWe never believed it. We still dont. 12,515 marriage proposals for Rakhi Sawant ??!! WTF is this ??!! Do we have so many insane men in this country ? Are they all sure that its a marriage proposal and not a fuck buddy proposal ?

When NDTV Imagine announced the show Rakhi Ka Swayamwar, we were ROFL!! Because Rakhi Sawant is drama queen and we love dramas! But this news report gives a new meaning to this drama.

 According to this news report, the city wise break up of the proposals is as follows…

The capital has topped the list of Rakhi’s prospective grooms with 2, 465 entries ( we trust Delhi to be a horny city). Mumbai follows a close second with 1, 980 entries. Most entries are in the broad age group of 18 to 35 ( No rich Daddies??) .

This piece of news should straight go to Ripley’s Believe it or not. We are now waiting for the show to go on air, just to look at the species of men who wants to marry Rakhi. And who knows, Rakhi’s Swayamwar might do the trick for NDTV Imagine. Just imagine!

Trishala Dutt VS Sanjay Dutt & Maanyata

Posted: April 30, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, gossipmongers, News, shit
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We love to wake up with two things by the bedside. Smell of coffee and hot gossip. This was one such day.

trishalaBombay Times ( BT), which otherwise a potty paper published an exclusive interview with Trishala. And what an interview!

Trishala spoke out against Sanjay and Maanyata, how she is no more close to them and how she doesnt care about them anymore. She is also not happy with her dad Sanjay Dutt joining Samajwadi Party and not congress.

Here are some pricessless quotes from the interview –

I am not in touch with him as much as I am with my buas Priya and Namrata. I talk to them daily.  I don’t care what he does. I have my own life and I am happy in that. I wish he had continued my grandfather Sunil Dutt’s legacy in the Congress. Even my nana is in the Congress. And so is Priya bua.

And some more…on her relationship with her dad…

I would say we were very close till two years ago,now it’s too late to find out what went wrong. I have moved on as far as he is concerned. I am not emotional about our relationship. I am like him in my temperament and attitude, so we cannot sort out our problems.

On the family holiday in the Bahamas….

He ( Sanjay) was hardly available. I would only meet him at night. That’s how Maanyata and I got to know each other. She’s nice to me but I still don’t know her well enough. 

On Sanjay & Maanyata’s family plans…

I honestly don’t care about their plans. It doesn’t matter. I am happy in my own little world.

Well, we love Trishala! No, dont get us wrong. We are all for K Jo’s big fat family, values and traditions, but with Sanjay Dutt & Maanyata, and knowing their history, we would prefer pure gossip! Here is the online link of the interview.

Kangana Ranaut doing a nude scene

Posted: April 30, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cast news, etc, gossipmongers, News, shit
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We have been waiting to get the breaking news! Even Neil Nitin Mukesh has done one. When will our actresses learn ?

kanganaAccording to Mid-day, Kangana Ranaut has agreed to shoot a nude scene for a Telugu film directed by Puri Jagannath. And as expected, she has been paid a whopping amount for it. The film is currently on floors in Hyderabad.

We always believed that she is the bold one. We love  Kangana for just one reason, the way she says Bastard, oops, its Baasteerd! Check out any film of hers, Gangster, Metro, Woh Lamhe, Raaz2. Nobody says it better than her. Now, we got one more reason to love her!

pic courtesy : Mid-day/ Daboo Ratnani

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