Ramu’s desperate run for Rann and how he lost it!

Posted: May 26, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cinema, etc, gossipmongers, life, News, shit, WTF
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ram-gopal-varmaThe man knows it all. But you cant win all the games. His recent film Rann is on the politics of newsroom, the battle for eyeballs. And so, we thought that atleast Ramu would understand the way news channels work. They are not run by shitheads as he and his publicity smartasses might be thinking. Why ? Read on.

With the distorted version of Jann Gana Mann as Jana Gana Rann, Ramu and his coterie must have thought that they have cracked the next big idea for the publicity of the film. So even before the song got censor certificate, it was smartly handed over to the news channels to play, expecting the right buzz to happen. And thats how its available all over the net. When the intention is not so cool, the coolest idea also falls flat. Thats exactly what happened. With the IPL and election fever on, nobody bothered much about the jana gana rann song. No play, no eyeball, no buzz.

Next, as expected Censor Board didnt allow the song. Ramu was more than happy with the news. It was moving in the direction as it was planned. Rann’s publicity managers tried to convince the news editors to debate, dicuss and dissect the issue. Blame it on Varun and Rahul baba’s high election drama and fakeiplplayer’s entertaining posts…those were much more interesting. Deadend again.

Next, Ramu approached the court to get the song cleared. And as expected the Supreme Court slammed Ramu for distorting the national song. Here is more.

We always thought this was one dude who would never pretend to be holier-than-thou and try to show us the mirror because he always said that he looks dirty when he watches himself in the mirror. We expected Ramu to be the last man to give us gyaan on the state of the nation and blah blah. But then, for publicity people do strange things.

So What does Mr Amitabh Bachchan thinks about this publicity gimmick ? The man who is always ready to butcher the media. Or he has no clue.

And here goes our love letter to the man whom we love to hate or hate to love…

Dear Ramu,

After your horrible attempts like Sarkar Raj, Contract and Phoonk, we are not sure about others but we will be there.  Because we still think that you are the original inglorious bastard, one who can talk about the love for RIFLE so openly and without any guilt. Only few dare to do so. This is the real you or atleast thats your image. You are not jana gana rann. Dont give us lecture. And please dont pretend. Bollywood is anyway guided by too heavy morals. We dont want one more conscious citizen.

If for nothing else, we will watch Rann for the honest man who tried to fake it with Jann Gana Rann.


  1. dassistant says:

    idiot. do you guys write together, like collective masturbation? you don’t even have an individual byline. the truth is, if RGV dangles one of his story ideas, for only one of you mo’ fuckers to write, you’ll all kill each other & their mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives, mistresses to suck upto his cock.
    that proved, that you’re an idiot, RGV’s a bigger one, a pussyfooter. any other country he would be exiled to screw the Priyankas of the world rest of his sordid life.

  2. moifightclub says:

    @dassistant…yes we do it together. wanna join ? And why r u sucking him…r u the one who types out the blogposts for him or u get paid for d suckup job? if none, why bother.

  3. bhanu says:

    So with a name like fight club for your crappy blog you must be desperate to come up with a post something rebellious and hard hitting. But you cant pretend to be real by accusing some one who is real. Get some life looser.

  4. moifightclub says:

    @bhanu – why r getting shitty in this crapfest! its the truth dude…thats it. if i had a life, why wud i blog. n d same goes 4 u too.

  5. Srikanth says:

    Well, the song is meant to be the opinion of one of the characters in the movie. Why the hell do people associate the opinion of _one_ character to the director? Well, there have been rape scenes in movies? Does it mean that the director endorses rape?

    The future of free speech in this country is in jeopardy if a man cannot express himself. It is as much Ram Gopal Varma’s national anthen as it is mine.

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