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Since many of you are still struggling to get the complete list of National Film Awards, 2015, here we are. Sharing the complete list – features, shorts, docus, book and best film critic.
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Fuck the Filmfare, Screen, IIFA, GIFA, Stardust, Zee Cine and every XYZ Awards. They are all the same. Tv shows that needs naach-gaana and stars. And so the competition is who sucks better than whom and which star! Most of them are organised by even management companies who get the stars to do naach-gaana and make sure that everyone gets a fat cheque.
So, here is the real deal – Golden Kela Awards by Random Magazine . Desi Razzies! Pure honesty! 100 percent shuddh!Its the second year of the award. And for a change, we agree with every choice of theirs. Thats rare! Outlook’s Follywood Awards are also good but Golden Kela Awards scores better because they have much better categories.
Worst Film – Kambakkht Ishq
Worst Director – Ashutosh Gowariker for WTF is Your Raashee
Worst Actor – Harman/Hurman/Harrman/Harmun/Whatever Baweja for WTFYR
Worst Actress – Kareena Kapoor for Kambakkht Ishq
Worst Supporting Actor – Ranvir Shorey for Chandi Chowk to China
Worst Supporting Actress – Deepika Padukone for Chandni Chowk To China
Worst Debutant Male – Jackie Bhagnani for Kal Kisne Dekha
Worst Debutant Female – Shruti Hasan for Luck
Worst Pair – Rani Mukherjee & Shahid Kapoor for Dil Bole Hadippa
When Did This Come Out Award – Deepak Tijori’s Fox
Most Original Story Award – Dil Bole Hadippa copied from She’s The Man
Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award – Sylvester Stallone & Denise Richards for Kambakkht Ishq
Most Irritating Song of the year Award – Pritam for Love Mera Hit Hit from Billu Barber
Most Atrocious Lyrics Award- Sameer for Love Me Love Me from Wanted
Special Awards
The Lajja Award for Worst Treatment of a Serious Issue – Kabir Khan & Aditya Chopra for New York
The Dara Singh Award For Worst Accent – Abhishek Bachchan for Delhi 6
The Black Award for Emotional Blackmail – Paa
The Insensitivity Award – Chandni Chowk To China
The Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award – Madhur Bhandarkar
The Critic’s Award of 2009 – Taran Adarsh
Cyrus Broacha, the chief guest of the show was awarded the Cyrus Broacha Memorial Award this year. To read more about the awards, nominations and blogs, click here. And click on the play button to watch a tv report on Kela-ophobia.
We never expect Filmfare to recognise the real talent beyond the stars and the celebs. Because they are star-fuckers who sell stars, want to keep everyone happy and want them to show up at their annual award ceremony. Its a tv show after all. Needs trps, needs money! Its all about how Film-Un-fair they are. But this year it seems lil better than last few years. Here is the list of winners…
Popular Awards
Best Film: Vidhu Vinod Chopra for 3 Idiots
Best Director: Rajkumar Hirani for 3 Idiots
Best Actor in Leading Role (Male): Amitabh Bachchan for Paa
Best Actor in Leading Role (Female): Vidya Balan for Paa
Best Supporting Actor (Male): Boman Irani for 3 Idiots
Best Supporting Actor (Female): Kalki Koechlin for Dev D
Best Debutante Director (Male): Ayan Mukherjee for Wake Up Sid
Best Debutante Director (Female): Zoya Akhtar for Luck By Chance
Best Dialogue: Rajkumar Hirani and Vidhu Vinod Chopra for 3 idiots
Best Screenplay: Rajkumar Hirani, Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Abhijat Joshi for 3 Idiots
Best Story: Abhijat Joshi and Rajkumar Hirani for 3 Idiots
Filmfare Critics Award
Best Film: Firaaq
Best Actor (Female): Mahi Gill for Dev D
Best Actor (Male): Ranbir Kapoor for his consistently outstanding performances in 2009.
Filmfare Music Awards
Best Music: A R Rahman for Delhi 6
Best Lyrics: Irshad Kamil for ‘Aaj Din Chaddya’ (Love Aaj Kal)
Best Playback Singer (Female): Rekha Bharadwaj for Genda Phool (Delhi 6) and Kavita Seth for Iktara (Wake Up Sid)
Best Playback Singer (Male): Mohit Chauhan for Masakalli (Delhi 6)
RD Burman Music Award: Amit Trivedi
Filmfare Technical Awards:
Best Visual Effects: Kaminey
Best Choreography Award: Bosco-Ceasar, ‘Chor Bazaari’ from Love Aaj Kal
Best Production Design: Helen & Sukant for Dev D
Best Action: Vijayan Master for Wanted
Best Sound Design: Manas Chaudhury for Firaaq
Best Editing: Sreekar Prasad for Firaaq
Best Cinematographer: Rajeev Ravi for Dev D
Best Costume Design: Vaishali Menon for Firaaq
Best Background Score: Amit Trivedi for Dev D
Actor Shashi Kapoor and Music Director Khayyam were given the Lifetime Achievement Awards.
BTW, Bachchans didnt attend the Filmfare Award this year in protest against this story done by their sister publication Mumbai Mirror few days back. They have been demanding apology from Mirror. But so far, nothing.
PS – Here is goss of the day. It seems Riteish Deshmukh & Jacqueline Fernandez’s act was sponsored by the producer of their forthcoming film Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai. Remember last year Vashu Bhagnani paid a fat cheque to Filmfare for getting his son Jackie Bhagnani on stage for the promotion of his debut film. He happily informed all his family members, relatives and friends asking them to watch his son dance at the Filmfare Awards ceremony. Remote was kept aside and they waited and waited and waited for Jackie to show up on small screen. Surprise! There was no Jackie act when it was telecasted on Sony Tv. Why ? Because Filmfare never guaranteed them that the act will get tv play too. It was edited out. Aur bolo ?
F.i.g.h.t C.l.u.b 