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Ashutosh GowarikerAccording to reports in today’s Mid-day, director Ashutosh Gowariker was damn pissed off at the IIFA Awards (Macau) because Boman Irani and Ritesh Deshmukh took dig at many actors and films while hosting the awards.  On stage, he also questioned how Priyanka Chopra can win the Best Actress Award for Fashion.  The links to the stories are here and here. And we are ROFL since we read these two reports. Why ? Read on, a letter to Mr Gowariker.

Dear Ashu,

Hope you dont mind it. Calling you Ashu. For us and many others, this whole award business is a big farce. Only three kind of people attend the awards – 1) Those who are going to win 2) Those are going to make money by performing some naach gaana 3) Those who don’t have any kind of work.

Mr Gowariker, is this something new to you ? Something that you don’t know ? Itsn’t it all a big joke and simply money making business ? Otherwise why would an award function will have a brand ambassador ? And that too Amitabh Bachchan.

Who handles IIFA Awards ? Its made to sound like some heavy film body  ( India International Film Academy or some shit like that)but at the end of the day its Wizcraft. Just an event management company! With just a single aim – Make money and more money! Indian cinema it isn’t. Its not even hindi cinema. Its just the popular hindi cinema. Films that are all about the stars. Nothing beyond that.

Dear Mr Gowariker, what are you cribbing about ? When you participate in such a farty show, you are part of the joke and when you are part of the joke, just shut up and laugh at the joke. You don’t have a choice.

And talking about wrong choices, did it bother you because Aishwarya Rai didn’t get it ? Or was it because Aishwarya Rai was the main lead in your film Jodha Akbar ? If you are so holier-than-thou, why not raise voice against all the wrong choices ? Why not boycott all the awards show ? Thats much better! The shows which still don’t bother to respect the talents but just the stars.

Its just a TV show, Mr Gowariker! Get it in your head. Or if its already there, stop pretending!

The more stars they get, more money they will make from tv rights. They have to do naach gaana and crack jokes to make it entertaining. That’s it. So WTF are you talking!

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ps – This is without any kind of bias against you. We love your films. Lagaan and Swades score high on our list of all time favourite films. No conspiracy theory here!

Here is a new sms bolly joke that we received from a rather sober director, he is at the IIFA Awards Macau. He is planning to pick up an IIFA Awards next year. The joke is his strategy and he says he is serious about it. This one is IIFA Special. His sms follows….

Q. How can one win an IIFA Award ?

A. Its simple. You hav to be “B” or “F-O-B”.

We got what “B” stands for but “F-O-B” ?? We messaged back – What is FOB ?

A. FOB stands for “Friends Of Bachchans” or “Foes Of Baadshah”. Both apply – whatever works for you!

We could not agree more! Write to us if you got more bolly jokes. Our email id is moifightclub@gmail.com

IIFA Awards Macau 2009 – winners pics

Posted: June 14, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, pics
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Though lot of them didn’t bother to travel to Macau to collect their awards but those who did, were happy to pose. Here are the pics of the winners. For complete list of IIFA Awards winners, click here. And for all the other possible pics from various events at IIFA Macau, click here.

 

For those who care, here is the full list of the winners of IIFA Awards 2009, Macau. It doesnt bother us much. We just go through the list once to check how many winners have “Bachchan” surname or how many surnames are “FOB”, ok thats  Friends Of Bachchans,  thats our cheap thrill !

Best Actor – Hrithik Roshan ( Jodha Akbar)

Best Actress – Priyanka Chopra ( Fashion)

Best Film – Jodha Akbar

Best Actress in Supporting Role – Kangana Ranaut ( Fashion)
 
Best Actor in Supporting Role – Arjun Rampal ( Rock On )
 
Best Director – Ashutosh Gowariker ( Jodha Akbar)

Best Actor in a Negative Role – Akshaye Khanna ( Race )

Best Actor in a Comic Role – Abhishek Bachchan ( Dostana )

 Style Diva Award – Bipasha Basu

Style Icon Award – Hrithik Roshan 

Best Music – A R Rahman ( Jodha Akbar )

Best background score – A R Rahman ( Jodha Akbar)

Best Lyricist – Javed Akhtar ( Jodha Akbar)

Best Male Playback Singer – Javed Ali ( kehne ko jashn bahara hai – Jodha Akbar)

Best Female Playback singer : Shreya Ghoshal ( Teri aur – Singh is King)

Best Story – A Wednesday ( Neeraj Pandey)

Best Screenplay – A Wednesday ( Neeraj Pandey)

Best Dialogue – Manu Rishi ( Oye Lucky Lucky Oye)

Best Costume designer – Neeta Lulla ( Jodha Akbar)

Best Sound Recording : Resul Pookutty ( Ghajini) 

Best Action – Ghajini

Best Special Effects – Ghajini

Best Editing – Jodhaa Akbar

Best Make-up – Jodhaa Akbar

Best Art Direction – Jodhaa Akbar

Best Debut (Female) : Asin

Best Debut ( Male ) : Farhan akhtar

Outstanding contribution to Indian cinema – Rajesh Khanaa

Outstanding achievement by an Indian in International cinema – Aishwarya rai.

Star of the decade ( female) –  Aishwarya Rai 

Star of the decade ( male ) –  Shah Rukh khan

Movie of the Decade- Lagaan

Music director of the decade –  A R Rahman
 
Director of the decade – Rakesh Roshan 
For IIFA Macau pics, click here – got all the possible pics from various IIFA events

Here are some pics from the IFFA Awards Macau – 2009. Pics of Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Anil Kapoor, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Mugdha Godse, Govinda, Sushmita Sen, Arshad Warsi, Amrita Rao, Sonam Kapoor, Raveena Tandon, Madhur Bhandarkar, Akshaye Khanna, Hrithik Roshan, Lara Dutta and Bipasha Bashu.

These are pics from various events at IIFA Awards Macau 2009 – the fashion show, green carpet, film workshop, unveiling of Bachchan’s wax statue ( again ??) , press conference of David Dhawan’s Do Knot Disturb and Madhur Bhandarkar’s Jail. Enjoy!

For us, IIFA is IIFA3 – India International Film Awards of Amitabh, Abhishek and Aishwarya Bachchan. Looks like other stars also feel the same. And so, many of them are happily giving it a miss. Count the names – No Khans ( Shah Rukh Khan, Aamir Khan or Salman Khan), Akshay Kumar, Shahid Kapoor, Saif Ali Khan,  Kareena Kapoor or Ranbir Kapoor….the biggies of bollywood and their excuses are all silly.

We wonder who are attending it then ? People who belong to either of the three categories…

1. Those who are close to Bachchan Family.

2. Those who are jobless, have no films at hand.

3. Freeloaders, who will happily go to hell also if they get a free ticket and a place to stay. 

It will be Bachchan Parivaaar Awards again at Macau! Here are some pics of the stars arriving at Macau for the award, ok, naach gaana show, ok, money minting show, ok , whatever it is. Pics of Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai with her dad, Ashutosh Gowariker, Javed Akhtar, Shabana Azmi, Tanvi Azmi, designer Manav Gangwani, Sophie Chaudhary and David Dhawan. 

For more pics from IIFA Awards Macau 2009, click here – it got all the possible pics from various events at IIFA.

IIFA 2009@Macau

Posted: April 29, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, News, shit
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IIFA, popularly knows as India International Festival of Amitabh and Abhishek Bachchan (or India International film Academy), will be held at Macau this year from June 11-13th.

iifa1So, Whats new ? Well, new location, same old shit, same naachgaana and big fat cheques for Wizcraft ( the organisers) and the Bachchan family. According to gossipmongers, IIFA is a big money making racket and nothing else. It gets all kind of possible support from the host country, almost everything is sponsored, sells tickets at high prices and more money from tv rights. All on the name of promoting indian cinema. Indian cinema ? Just look at the nomination list and its easy to guess what cinema they promote.

Awards ? Who cares! And Amitabh Bachchan is the brand ambasador for IFFA…whatever that means!!

If you dont belive in what IIFA stands for, you can check out the nomintion list here. Abhishek bachchan has been nominated in not one, not two but fucking three categories! why cant they just hand him the award ?  Why take so much trouble to announce the nominations ?