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You can trust him to do anything! Ram Gopal Varma or Ramu, he swings better than any pendulam ever made on this earth. From one extreme to other. How ? Nobody knows the answer and we dont think we will ever find an answer. A new promotional music video of Agyaat is out and Ramu has posted it on his blog. Its called the jungle song. We think its the ROFL video of the season. We have put the video here, check it out.
Dear Ramu,
Enough of school girls in skimpy clothes! How much of desperately-trying-hard-to-be oriental porn can we handle ? Huh. Bored.
FC
And talking of Jungle, remember that killer song from Ramu’s another Jungle…patli kamar…teerchi nazar….jaane de na julmi mere pyaar udhar hai. Impossible to believe that its the same Ramu! Now check out this video.
Anant Mahadevan is back! The maker of modern day classics like Aksar, Aggar, Anjam, Anamika…jhalak dikhla ja. And this time he is doing something different. Really different. Atleast he is trying to. The first look/trailer of his new film Red Alert – The War Within is out. Its written by Aruna Raje and stars Sunil Shetty, Sameera Reddy, Ayesha Dharker, Gulshan Grover, Seema Biswas, Bhagyashree, Aashish Vidyarthi, Naseruddin Shah and Vinod Khanna.
But whats the point of the voiceover in the trailer…huh ? To make us understand. Never have a trailer been so well spoon-fed to the audience. Check it out.
The week belongs to Mohit Chauhan. Though he sounds almost the same and sings in similar manner in almost every other film unless Rahman gets him to do Masakalli, but a Mohit Chauhan song has become a must do in every romantic film.
Two new films, two song promos and both the songs are of Mohit Chauhan. Kaminey’s Pehli baar mohabbat ki hai and Love Aaj Kal’s Yeh dooriyan. Check out. ( Pehli baar video is bit dark. something wrong)
If the Love Aaj Kal song video doesn’t play, click here for the youtube page link.
The critics have thrashed the film completely but Akshay Kumar is quite gung-ho about it. He thinks Kambakkht Ishq is family entertainment, great timepass and has nothing offensive or vulgar. CNN IBN’s Rajeev Masand attacks Akshay Kumar directly, on the show To Catch A Star, and Akki defends the film completly. To read the interview, click here for the complete text. To watch it, click on the video. Its a six part video and the direct link to the video page is here.
He also explains in great details the funda of Kutta, kuttteeeeee, kutiya, dog & bitch. Its a must watch!
Like us, if you are googling and shouting out Dhen Tedan at regular intervals, we got something more. The complete lyrics of the title track of Kaminey – Dhen Tedan! Now sing along! Lyrics – Gulzar. Music – Vishal Bhardwaj. Singers – Vishal Dadlani & Sukhwinder Singh.
For a change, we are putting something in hindi. So if you are not comfortable with hindi, bear with us.
गीत : ढेन-टेड़ान
फ़िल्म : कमीने (2009)
गायक : सुखविंदर, विशाल डडलानी
संगीतकार : विशाल भारद्वाज
गीतकार : गुलज़ार
आजा आजा दिल निचोड़ें
रात की मटकी तोड़ें
कोई गुडलक निकालें
आज गुल्लक तो फोड़ें
तिल तिल तारा मेरा तेली का तेल
कौड़ी कौड़ी पैसा पैसा, पैसे का खेल
चल चल सड़कों पे होगी ढेन ढेन
ढेन-टेड़ान टेडाटेडान
ढेन-टेड़ान टेडाटेडान
आजा कि, वन-वे है ये ज़िंदगी की गली, एक ही चांस है
आगे हवा ही हवा है, अगर सांस ले तो ये रोमांस है
यही कहते हैं, यही सुनते हैं
जो भी जाता है, जाता है, वो फिर से आता नहीं
आजी आजा दिल निचोड़ें…
कोई चाल ऐसी चलो यार, अबके समंदर भी पुल पे चले
फिर तू चले उसपे या मैं चलूं, शहर हो अपने पैरों तले
कहीं खबरें हैं, कहीं कब्रें हैं
जो भी सोये हैं कब्रों में, उनको जगाना नहीं
आजा आजा दिल निचोड़ें
रात की मटकी तोड़ें
कोई गुडलक निकालें
आज गुल्लक तो फोड़ें
तिल तिल तारा मेरा तेली का तेल
कौड़ी कौड़ी पैसा पैसा, पैसे का खेल
चल चल सड़कों पे होगी ढेन ढेन
ढेन-टेड़ान टेडाटेडान ढेन-टेड़ान टेडाटेडान
And if you haven’t heard the song yet, click on the video link for the complete song.
….Ajj din chadheya. The rest of the album has big hangover of Jab We Met (all formula – ek club number, ek romantic, ek sad, ek emotional ) and too much of punjabhi dhoom dhadaka! Makes it look like as if Punjabi is India’s national identity, culture, language, music, dance, food and everything else!
Twist & Aahun Aahun are peppy numbers for dance floors. That’s it. Ajj din chadheya‘s video is not out but to check out the complete song play the video link.
Lyrics – Irshad Kamil, Music – Pritam. Ajj din chadeya tere rang verga – original line by Shiv Kumar Batalvi.
And like us, if you care about the lyrics, do read on. Our favourite lines in bold.
About half a million (ok..make it lil less) readers are reading our blog everyday looking for some Luv Khanna! We are completely clueless about this Mr Luv or Lust Khanna and so decided to google more about him.
Luv Khanna is 26 year old model & engineer from Delhi. And the reason why people are looking for him is because he is on Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. The tv show on NDTV Imagine. Or its a game show ? Or new season of laughter challenge ? Yeh, think so. Is it for real ? Or scripted ? Whatever. And he is considered to be a strong contender. Those of you who are dying to see more of this Luv Khanna, check out the video. Its a must watch. Don’t miss the last bit. Kalyug ka Ram. We are ROFL!
To know more about the other insane grooms who want to marry Rakhi Sawant for whatever reasons, click here. Pics, asl & profession.
Last time it was Dev Patel on the sets of Freida’s new film. This time Freida came to see Dev in Philadelphia where he is shooting for M Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender. Check out the pic & the video. Need we say more. Jaanam samjha karo.
Sometime back it was….fuharein…..baucharein…nazarein….kuch boondein chura lo na……featuring Sushma Reddy….we had the Limca jingle in non-stop loop. After that it was a long dry season. Finally we have discovered two new jingles and are hooked on to it. Check them out. We are going mad googling who wrote & composed the jingles. So far no clue. If you have any clue, do let us know.
First one is of Bajaj Allianz. Yaara o yaara…..yeh kis pyaari hifazat me befikri ki halat hai…the shot of the woman on the bike, tied to the man….aha…visuals that match up with the lyrics. The voice is Sukhwinder Singh for sure. Lyrics ? Music ? Gulzar & Vishal Bhardwaj ? Thats what a comment on the video link says. Not sure. Can anyone confirm.
The other is Samsung mobile featuring Aamir Khan….Sirf ek hal hai…jeena ka yeh pal hai…..thodi zindagi chakh lo…. Our status is the same with this one. No clue who has written & composed it. We are born curious. Till we get to know, will be having sleepless nights.
BTW, we have the full audio of the Limca jingle…..fuharein…baucharein….If you want it do lets us know. We will happily share. And if you got no clue what we are rambling about, check out the video. Its written by Swanand Kirkire. Music ? We are lost again. Any jingle guys reading us ??
The theatrical trailer of Rani Mukherjee & Shahid Kapoor starrer Dil Bole Hadippa is out. Have a look.
Dil Bole Hadippa is a romantic comedy set in Punjab and it’s a story of a girl who disguises as a man to fulfil her dreams. The film is directed by Anurag Singh and produced by Yash Raj Films. Dil Bole Hadippa is slated to release on 18th September 2009.
We just have one question – Is there anything more in Punjab & Punjabi culture, naach-gaana, balle-balla that we dont know ? That we must know now! That Yashraj will tell us! Arrrrggghhhh.