Obama or No-bama, we guess few things will never change. Just look at the map. A friend mailed it to us and we are ROFL. No cinema here. Just some etc.
Priyanka Chopra is twittering now!
Posted: June 24, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, NewsTags: Kaminey, Priyanka Chopra, Shahid Kapoor, Twitter
The T-list is becoming longer. At this rate, Twitter will soon replace facebook. The new actor to join the T-Club is Priyank Chopra. Here Twitter address is www.twitter.com/priyankachopra. All you Piggy Chops fans, now stay connected.
Also, regularly Twittering since sometime is her Kaminey co-star Shahid Kapoor. His Twitter address is www.twitter.com/shahidkapoor.
Hirani, Bhardwaj, Gowariker – Why & How Shah Rukh Khan lost them all ?
Posted: June 24, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cast & crew, cinema, etc, gossipmongers, News, ThoughtsTags: A R Murugadoss, aamir khan, Amole Gupte, Ashutosh Gowariker, Dil Chahta Hai, Fanaa, Farhan Akhtar, ghajini, Hrithik Roshan, Kabhi Haan Kabhi Na, ketan Mehta, Kunal Kohli, Mangal Pandey, Raj Kumar Hirani, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra, Rang De Basanti, Shah Rukh Khan, Swades, Taare Zameen Par, Three Idiots, Vidhu Vinod Chopra, Vishal Bhardwaj
Why is Shah Rukh Khan digging his own grave ? Is it difficult to get the star quotient out of your head or is it impossible to hear anything beyond the voice of your cronies! That’s what it looks like. Reminds us of the film Luck By Chance and Hrithik Roshan talking to his image.
Raj Kumar Hirani – Greed killed it. Hirani approached Shah Rukh Khan for Three Idiots. Khan offered to produce the film, pay him Rs 25 cr for writing-directing fees and asked Hirani to leave Vidhu Vinod Chopra. Lil did he expect that some people have the guts to say NO to Rs 25 crore. And a NO to Shah rukh Khan. Vidhu Vinod Chopra even asked Hirani to take the offer if Hirani wants it. But Hirani knew what he wanted. When Hirani said NO, Chopra wrote a letter to Shah Rukh Khan and made his views clear. Then the twist happened, Hirani got Aamir Khan for the same film. Who is having the last laugh ? Need we say more.
Vishal Bhardwaj – Ego killed it. Some time back, Bhardwaj approached Shah Rukh Khan for a film. He narrated the script. Khan wanted changes. Disagreement. Vishal was trying to find a way. But Khan’s cronies made it ugly. As if the world moves according to Khan & his cronies, the script should be exactly what the King wants. Vishal left him. According to today’s Mumbai Mirror, now Hrithik Roshan is doing a film with Vishal Bhardwaj. We are waiting to hear more.
Ashutosh Gowariker – Dumbness killed it. We are not great fans of Shah Rukh Khan – the actor. We love him for his intelligence & the great rise from being an outsider to the top. Swades & Kabhi Haan Kabhi Na – are the only two films of Khan which can tolerate. Rest is beyond us. But it seems Shah Rukh doesnt think so. He wants commercial success.
According to this report, Shah Rukh doesn’t want to work with Ashutosh Gowariker anymore. Has he really lost it ? We think so. And hope that Gowariker gets someone better soon.
That leaves Shah Rukh Khan with only three directors – Karan Johar, Farah Khan & Aditya Chopra. And they will recycle him in same kind of dead boring roles.
Now compare it to Aamir Khan & the the directors that he has worked in recent past..
1. Raj Kumar Hiri – Three Idiots
2. A R Murugadoss – Ghajini
3. Amole Gupte ( writer/creative director ) – Taare Zameen Par
4. Kunal Kohli – Fanaa
5. Rakeysh Omprakash mehra – Rang De Basanti
6. Ketan Mehta – The Rising : Mangal Pandey
7. Farhan Akhtar – Dil Chahta Hai
Its not very difficult to guess that Aamir is willing to work with anyone who can convince him. Unlike Shah Rukh, he is not looking for “freinds” who can direct him. He is looking for “directors” who can direct him. And this is surely working in his favour. Shah Rukh, are you listening ?
The Great Kanti Shah is back!
Posted: June 24, 2009 by moifightclub in Bolly Jokes, bollywood, gossipmongers, News, WTFTags: Chamak The Shiny, Gunda, Kanti Shah, Rape, Shiney Ahuja
And the credit goes to Shiney Ahuja. Kanti Shah ? Shiney Ahuja ?
What ? You don’t know Kanti Shah ? Never heard of Kanti Shah !! He is the director who made the cult classic Gunda. If you are a cinema buff, Kanti Shah’s Gunda is a must watch. Lambu Ata, Pote, Chutiya, Ibu Hatela, Bulla, Bachubhai Bhigona – they are all legends. The film is rated 8.0 out of 10 on IMDB.
Now, the Shiney Ahuja connection. Indiafm has done an interview with Kanti Shah where he 
has confirmed that his new film Rape is inspired by Shiney Ahuja’s rape case. And it has the hero raping the heroine.
And there is more. One more R-grade film is inspired by the same case. Its titled Chamak – The Shiny. The film exposes the darker side of Bollywood, how people are exploited for roles in the films. Oh yeh, we are waiting! Gimme R-ed! Gimme more!
BTW, for all of you who havent seen Gunda yet, here is a scene from the film. Munni meri behan Munni! Enjoy!
Sanju still can’t dance saala!
Posted: June 23, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, gossipmongers, News, songs & videosTags: choreograph, Luck, Music Video, Sanjay Dutt, Sanju Baba, Soham Shah
But filmmakers ko mangta hai toh mangta hai! Sanju Baba or Sanjay Dutt. The old haggard actor, the beefy body which has turned into a booby body now is still here. The style n tantrum quotient is still high. Or he likes to believe so. But we dont see that turning into ticket sales. Not sure why the producers and directors still queue up for him. So what was his last hit film ? Hmmm…ahhh…nooooo….leave it!
Coming back to the topic. Check out the three promotional videos featuring Sanjay Dutt. From Soham Shah’s Luck (aazma song), EMI and C KKompany. Tells us whats common in all three videos.
Got it ? Its Sanjay Dutt’s dance steps. The great footwork of Sanjay Dutt is the same in all three videos.
He doesn’t move. Its the chair or the king size sofa! Imagine this. The choregrapher has to choreograph a song with Sanjay Dutt. The poor soul must be trying to figure out how to move the chair/sofa, in which direction to move it, to make Dutt look cool. Since Baba can’t dance, he sits on the chair/sofa, stares into the camera & just poses. The chair/sofa is put on a moving stage and is moved with the overweight Baba on it. And he charges a bomb for this. Plus the tantrums. Sitting and posing on a chair was never so expensive.
To make sure that it doesnt look boring, throw in some foreign extras in skimpy clothes and its done. Enjoy the videos.
Imran Khan’s Luck – we are willing to bet!
Posted: June 22, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cast & crew, gossipmongers, News, plagiarism, Story / Plot / Synopsis, writingTags: 13 Tzameti, Danny Denzongpa, Guzaarish, Intacto, Luck, Mithun Chakraborty, plot, Ravi Kishan, Rensil D'Silva, Sanjay Dutt, script, Shruti Hassan, Soham Shah, story, synopsis
Its DOOMED.
The weather was cloudy. But still no signs of rain. We went to Juhu beach to have some chana zor garam. Ripley’s Believe It or Not ! As we unwrapped the pack, we discovered that its the first page from Luck’s script. Imran Khan’s new film directed by Soham Shah. It also stars Sanjay Dutt, Mithun Chakraborty, Danny Denzongpa and Ravi Kishan.
We ran back to the chana-wala and asked him for some more chana. And as chewed more chana, the complete script came out, page by page.
We first wrote about it here and now we got the proof.
The script seems to be one of the earlier drafts. But in terms of story/plot/synopsis, there is lot of similarity (read plagiarism) between Luck and the two films 13 Tzameti and Intacto. Yes, Soham can take credit for killing 13 Tzameti. The screenplay is credited to Rensil D’ Silva and felt like reading five episodes of reality tv show Khatroon Ke Khiladi back to back. And a boring one.
If the hero and heroine are participants in a game where you can survive only by winning, you don’t need brains to figure out who will win the game in the end. Its hindi phillum.
Last time when we wrote about the script of Guzaarish and put up this post ( read here & here) , it made headlines and lot of readers questioned us. So this time, here is a scene of Luck from the script. Need we say more! We don’t lie.
The scene summarises the film. We are guessing Ram is Imran Khan and Khan is Sanjay Dutt.
Ram
You know about…
Khan
I told you. Khan knows everything. (He takes some notes and shoves them into Ram’s hand.)Luck is a crazy thing Ram. Not many people have it. It’s more valuable than all that money you’re holding in your hands. Because, luck is what makes money for people. For you. For me.
Ram
Who are you?
Khan
You could say I’m an invester.
Ram
Invester… like in the stock market?
Khan
No.
Ram
Property…real estate?
Khan
Not really. You see I invest in something far better (leaning close to Ram now). I invest in luck. People’s luck.
Dear Imran,
After all those big talks, you signed this film ( read this shit)! Aapka to bad Luck hi kharab hai unless it turns out to be one more surprise hit like Race or Ghajini. You can never figure out the audiences IQ. So hope for the best that the dumbs turn out in hordes.
As we read the script while chewing chana garam which seemed more interesting than the script, we could hear only one dialogue. Remember Kidnap. Imran & Sanjay Dutt.
Sanjay Dutt – Go to hell.
Imran Khan – Hell is right here Raina!
(This one is no different. And yey like Minisha Lamba in bikini, this one got Shruti Hassan in swimming pool.)
We surely arent buying the tickets. Give us 13 Tzameti anyday anywhere!
fightclub
WTF is Soumitra Chatterjee doing with Claudia Ciesla ?
Posted: June 22, 2009 by moifightclub in cast & crew, cinema, etc, gossipmongers, News, pics, Regional, WTFTags: Abhishek Bachchan, Apu, bengali, Claudia Ciesla, pics, Salman Khan, Soumitra Chatterjee, Tollywood
A friend from Kolkata mailed us some pics to beat the Monday blues. And we are ROFL since we opened our mailbox. Take a look at the pics.
We hope you guys know who Claudia Ciesla is. CC ? Yeh the 38 DD babe! She made headlines because she knows Salman & his family, because Abhishek was ogling at her at the Cannes Film Festival and because she had some D-grade film release recently.
Apu is back and how! We love and respect Soumitra Chatterjee for everything he does. But this one came as a big shocker! These are stills from a new bengali film Dus-ta dus ( as in 10:10).
And Claudie Ciesla in Tollywood! We had no clue. BTW, take a closer look at Soumitra Chatterjee’s Godfather T-shirt covering his pot belly. Whoever thought this, is surely drinking & smoking something ET !
Irfan Khan in Ang Lee’s next – adaptation of Life Of Pi
Posted: June 22, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cast news, cinema, Hollywood, News, picsTags: Ang Lee, Anupam Kher, Irfan Khan, Irrfan Khan, Kosher Vegetarian, Life Of Pi, Lust Caution, Mira Nair, Natalie Portman, New York I Love You, Yann Martel
After Slumdog Millionaire, actor Irfan Khan has bagged one more international biggie. Though he is yet to sign the film but its more or less confirmed. Irrfan will soon be seen in Ang Lee’s next, an adaptation of Yann Martel’s popular fantasy adventure novel Life of Pi.
We hope its not going to be one more case of blink & miss role, like Anupam Kher in Ang Lee’s earlier film Lust, Caution. Even Irfan did something similar in The Darjeeling Limited. May be the money was too good to resist. BTW there is no official confirmation from Irfan yet on what role he is going to play in the film.
But we are more excited to see Irfan Khan with Natalie Portman in Mira Nair’s short Kosher Vegetarian which is part of New York, I Love You. Its a love story between a Gujrati man and a jewish girl and how they adjust with each other. Here are some pics from the location of the same.
Will Yanni play the naagin dhun for Mallika hissss Sherawat ?
Posted: June 21, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, gossipmongers, Hollywood, News, pics, shit, songs & videos, Story / Plot / SynopsisTags: David Lynch, Hissss, Ivy Restaurant, Jennifer Lynch, Los Angeles, Mallika Sherawat, naagin, pic, plot, Ric Wake, snake, story, synopsis, trailer, video, Yanni
But the big question is where the hell is Mallika Sherawat ? The motor mouth siren who hit the headlines with bold statements has vanished from Bollywood these days. Hissss is the new ssshhh in her life. It seems she is in Los Angeles, trying her luck in Hollywood and is busy with her new film Hissss in which she plays an icchadahri naagin! Wooh!
And the dare bare actress is smart enough to keep herself in the news and make the right buzz. She was spotted with musician Yanni and well known music composer Ric Wake recently at Ivy Restaurant, Los Angeles. And if rumours are to be believed she is in serious discussions with Yanni and Ric as she wants to perform a snake dance during his next concert in India.
We wonder if Yanni will play the naagin dhun for Mallika Hissss Sherawat to dance ? If nothing else, she is hitting the right notes atleast.
BTW, Hissss is directed by Jennifer Lynch, daughter of David Lynch. And the cluless bald man with Mallika is Govind Menon ( of Khwahish, Kis Kiski Kismat and Bachke Rehna Re Baba shame)
There are four pics and a video of Mallika Sherawat with Yanni and Ric Wake. Check them out.
For Hissss trailer, click here. And for first look/plot/story/synopsis click here.
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