Archive for May, 2009

“Mallika Sherawat is a pure soul”

Posted: May 10, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, WTF
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…says Shreemad Jagadguru Shankaracharya Shree Shree Raghaveshwara Bharathi Swamiji, the 36th and present pontiff of Shree Ramachandrapura math!

We bastards only think about her body. Guys, look beyond that. Next time, you look at Mallika Sherawat, try to look at that pure soul.

Mallika Sherawat was invited to visit the new ashram in Karnataka and number of pujas were organised for her.  Mallika also initiated a new Hanuman temple on the site, where the largest Hanuman monument, over 15 storeys, will be built. Isnt Hanumanji a brahmachari ? Its ghor anyay to call Mallika Sherawat for our brahmachari devta. What if he gets all weird dreams ? Why isnt anyone protesting ? Where are the hindu fanatics ? We are waiting.

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After Socha Na Tha and Jab We Met, we are eagerly looking forward to Imtiaz Ali’s new film Love Aaj Kal. It stars Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone. Its co-produced by Illuminati Films, Saif’s home production banner. Here’s the first look of the film….though it doesnt say much, but to us, it looks very cold. Almost dead. No chemistry. But may be we are reading too much into one pic. Its just a pic after all! what say ?

pic courtesy – glamsham.com

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Vishal Dadlani hates Zoozoo!

Posted: May 10, 2009 by moifightclub in Ad world, cast news, etc, News, WTF
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vishal-dadlaniZoozoos!! We love them. And the world around us also loves the Zoozoos. On Facebook, they have more than 1,30,000 fans. But seems music director Vishal Dadlani belongs to some other tribe. And has much better taste than us. Because Vishal HATES Zoozoo. According to a report in Mid-day, here’s what Vishal thinks about Zoozoo…

…What is this ZooZoo shit! They’re just gay mice! We don’t have the time to vote, we have the inclination to be fascinated by gay mice! Gotaa love the assholes who make up my city!

…..ZooZoo symbolises the nothingness of our minds. It’s like dumb shit has become a way of life for people in this country. Personally, I think they are irritating.

…..Don’t you see a Barbie doll and want to break her neck?” 

No problem, if you dont like them. But dude, you are mixing two completely different issues. Vishal, Whats the connection between not voting and liking Zoozoos ? We didnt get it. If you, let us know. Also, would like to know where has Vishal posted this blog ? Anyone, any clue ? Do let us know. Mid-day hasnt published the blog details.

ashutosh gowarikerYes, the news is true. DNA has more details about the film. Here is quick update about Ashutosh Gowariker’s new film Buddha. For easy reading, we have cut out all the boring gyaan for you

– The film will be in english.

– Its produced by Spice Infotainment. And the budget is 200 crore. WTF!

– The script has been written by Oscar winner David Ward ( The Sting, Sleepless in Seattle n others).

– The movie will go on floor on May 2010 and will be completed by the end of the year. 

– Buddha will be shot in the foothills of Himalayas.

– Most probably a foreign actor will play the title role of Buddha. Its still not decided.

Wooohoo…this looks like Ashutosh Gowariker’s big ticket! 200 crore! Really 200 crore! we still cant get over the figure.

Some quick bollywood updates of the day.

1. Aparna Sen’s long in the making Gulel may roll soon. Ranbir Kapoor and Farhan Akhtar have agreed to do the film. Ranbir came on board through Konkona Sen (Wake Up Sid ) and Farhan through Shabana.

2. Dostana’s sequel is on. And this time there is one more gay couple. Ritesh Deshmukh and Shreyas Talpade have been signed for the same. 

3. Richa Chaddha ( Dolly of Oye Lucky Lucky Oye) has finally got a film. She has signed Yunus Sejawal’s new film alongwith with Kay Kay Menon and Rajpal Yadav.

4. Chandrachur Singh is alive! Yes, the Maachis actor will soon be seen in a film titled Maruti Mera Dost. The film is by Chandrachur’s brother Abhimanyu Singh.

5. Nishikant Kamat is going back to his Julie ( he wrote the film) days. This time its not Julie, but John Abraham who will star in his film. UTV will  produce the film. Nishi earlier directed Dombivili Fast and Mumbai Meri Jaan. 

6. Shekhar Kapoor is still making Paani. And when he is not making it, he is going to be a judge on a reality show. India Got Talent, a new show on colours will have Shekhar Kapoor as one of the three judges. Known for his roving eyes, we are sure Shekhar will look out for some special talent.

7. More and more actors are saying no to Kunal Kapoor. Yes, its confirmed now. Imran Khan and Ranbir Kapoor also said no to him. Will Aditya Chopra save him finally?

8. Nikhil Advani is back from China and planning any African safari as indicated in the film Chandi Chowk to China.  This time he is not planning any big budget ambitious film. He is soon going to start a film titled Tanu Weds Manu starring  R Madhavana and Shahana Goswami. Update 11/05 – Nikhil Advani is not directing the film. It will be directed by Anand Rai (directed Strangers earlier).

9. More troubles for Ravi Chopra. After the plagiarism controversy came out, Big Picturs has made it clear that its not interested in buying Chopra’s Banda Yeh Bindaas Hai any more. They have even asked him to return the advance money.  The film is a copy of hollywood film My Cousin Vinny and the matter is in court. The complete dope on plagiarism story is here.

10. Roshan Abbas is soon going to make his debut as a director. Shah Rukh
Khan will produce his film. Whether he will star in it or not, its not clear yet.

Rann’s Jana Gana Rann banned!

Posted: May 8, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, News
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Finally! Censor Board has banned the song of Ramu’s new film Rann. And it was bound to happen. Ramu knew it from the beginning. Actually they wanted it to happen desperately. Thats why even before getting the censor board certificate, the makers of the film gave out the song clips to every news channels to play it and get some free publicty.

Now it seems all their publicity plans have gone for a toss. Because with elections and IPL fever on television, Rann’s controversy didnt get much airtime. And if you still havent seen the song, take a look.

farhan akhtar coverHe is the new dude on the block. And post Rock On and Luck by Chance, the dude has become dudder. Made it to few magazine covers. More film offers poured in.  Seems Farhan Akhtar has now made it to big league. Atleast thats what it looks like from his cover charges (the money you need to spend to put him on cover).

Mid-day has published the details. Have a look.

Farhan’s email for his staff payments, lists the following…
Driver Rs 1,000
Make-Up Rs 8,000
Hair Rs 7,000
Spot Boy Rs 2,000
Total cost Rs 18,000

Gobble, gobble…
Mineral water At room temperature Rs 20/- per bottle
Twix Chocolates Rs 50/- per bar
Mars Chocolates Rs 25/- per bar
Tissue paper Rs 50/- per box
Mentos Ice Blue Rs 10/- per bar
Total cost Rs 155/-

Chocholates, mentos, tissue papers, mineral water…WTF! Farhan wants to bill everything to the magazine! Even the driver, for driving from home to a studio and back. Dude, You Rock (On)!

Here is the full story.

Shah Rukh Khan’s sms to KKR

Posted: May 8, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, gossipmongers, News
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srk-chak-deShah Rukh Khan is a bitter man these days. And if gossipmongers are to be believed, he is a man who cant digest defeat, onscreen or on field. After the disastrous performance of KKR ( Kolkata Knight Riders) and the daily doses by fakeiplplayer, Shah Rukh Khan is trying to forget it all and move on. Here is the sms that he sent out to KKR team mebers, fultoo Kabir Khan style!

Today’s Bombay Times & HT Cafe has published the sms of Shah Rukh Khan. If you missed it, here it is.

We try… we run… we jump… we fail… we attack… we fall… we rise… we hope… we wish… we go high… we go fast… we go slow… we go low… sports is such a great leveller.

You just can’t wish away your losses. I always believe something good lies within every bad moment… only as yet I can’t see the good, except that these defeats have bonded the whole KKR family closer. Have heard all the criticism about the team with sadness… the bad management… selling the business… removing players… none of which are true. As much as the kids are criticised, I guess a parent can’t dislike them. So I stand here… a bit alone… feeling responsible to all the sponsors for having let them down. I also stand with a huge resolve to set this straight as soon as possible. I also stand by my team feeling for them because I have seen them completely helpless at things going so wrong… only I don’t feel it as strongly as they all feel losing on the field… day after day. I love them even more now than I did before.

We accept our defeats… but accepting defeats does not mean we have lost… it means we accept the truth that we haven’t done our best… or our best is not good enough… it means we have something to look forward to… there is a whole area of this sport that we can conquer if we improve. There is no greater feeling than the fact that we can do better at something. There is something to look forward to… there is a positive desire when we wake up in the morning.

I love to win… but you can only love winning if you hate losing enough. I guess KKR has now reached the stage where we are hating to lose… we are disgusted with losses… and the only way to change is to go out and win. I also believe that all the criticism about us is coming true. It’s right for people to not like our team… it’s also in our hands to change that.

We very seldom get the chance to write our own destinies. The way of Allah is that He takes you down so much for you to realise that within all the losses lies the opportunity to correct them. That is the positive in losing so much. From the bottom the only way out is to look upwards. We can either blame everything else and lie there or blame ourselves and rectify our mistakes… our follies. At the bottom we lose our faith in God… it is made so… because God wants us to lose faith in Him and have faith in yourself. Unless you believe in yourself you can’t even believe in God… because we are His most loved creation. So the way forward is to believe in ourselves… believe in the good we can do for ourselves… believe in getting ourselves out of this rut.

Just believe. I believe therefore I am. I believe therefore we will be… I believe therefore God will be with us… I believe therefore we will be back. Korbo, lorbo, jeetbo.

PS: … and stop dropping the catches… that will help!!

Wooohooo…this must be the longest sms that we have read in our entire life. If only the KKR guys could play such long innings!

Nicole Kidman and Arjun Rampal recently shot for an ad for Schweppes. And the commercial is out now. To us, it looks pure shit. All that hype and jazz for such a boring one. The ad is directed by filmmaker Shekhar Kapoor. WTF! It also stars Slumdog Millionaire kid Rubina Ali and has been shot in Udaipur. Take a look.

WTF – Pregnant Tara Sharma….

Posted: May 8, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, WTF
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…..looking for work ? Tara Sharma ? ahhhmmmm….now its almost imposible to remember which all films she did…hhmmmma…ahhhh…sorry..we still cant think of a single film of her. Ok..got one. She was in Dibakar Bannerjee’s Khosla Ka Ghosla.

Now Tara Sharma is pregnant. Who is the husband ? Again…no clue. She sent her recent pics (pregnant poses) to Mid-day asking them to print it and to pass it on to anyone who is looking for a pregnant actress for  any kind of endorsement.  

Tara, listen to us….just rest. When you were not pregnant, there wasnt much work for you anyway. Why bother now ?  And those of you who want to see her flaunting her pregnancy, here it is.

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