Obama or No-bama, we guess few things will never change. Just look at the map. A friend mailed it to us and we are ROFL. No cinema here. Just some etc.
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Priyanka Chopra is twittering now!
Posted: June 24, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, NewsTags: Kaminey, Priyanka Chopra, Shahid Kapoor, Twitter
The T-list is becoming longer. At this rate, Twitter will soon replace facebook. The new actor to join the T-Club is Priyank Chopra. Here Twitter address is www.twitter.com/priyankachopra. All you Piggy Chops fans, now stay connected.
Also, regularly Twittering since sometime is her Kaminey co-star Shahid Kapoor. His Twitter address is www.twitter.com/shahidkapoor.
Hirani, Bhardwaj, Gowariker – Why & How Shah Rukh Khan lost them all ?
Posted: June 24, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, cast & crew, cinema, etc, gossipmongers, News, ThoughtsTags: A R Murugadoss, aamir khan, Amole Gupte, Ashutosh Gowariker, Dil Chahta Hai, Fanaa, Farhan Akhtar, ghajini, Hrithik Roshan, Kabhi Haan Kabhi Na, ketan Mehta, Kunal Kohli, Mangal Pandey, Raj Kumar Hirani, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra, Rang De Basanti, Shah Rukh Khan, Swades, Taare Zameen Par, Three Idiots, Vidhu Vinod Chopra, Vishal Bhardwaj
Why is Shah Rukh Khan digging his own grave ? Is it difficult to get the star quotient out of your head or is it impossible to hear anything beyond the voice of your cronies! That’s what it looks like. Reminds us of the film Luck By Chance and Hrithik Roshan talking to his image.
Raj Kumar Hirani – Greed killed it. Hirani approached Shah Rukh Khan for Three Idiots. Khan offered to produce the film, pay him Rs 25 cr for writing-directing fees and asked Hirani to leave Vidhu Vinod Chopra. Lil did he expect that some people have the guts to say NO to Rs 25 crore. And a NO to Shah rukh Khan. Vidhu Vinod Chopra even asked Hirani to take the offer if Hirani wants it. But Hirani knew what he wanted. When Hirani said NO, Chopra wrote a letter to Shah Rukh Khan and made his views clear. Then the twist happened, Hirani got Aamir Khan for the same film. Who is having the last laugh ? Need we say more.
Vishal Bhardwaj – Ego killed it. Some time back, Bhardwaj approached Shah Rukh Khan for a film. He narrated the script. Khan wanted changes. Disagreement. Vishal was trying to find a way. But Khan’s cronies made it ugly. As if the world moves according to Khan & his cronies, the script should be exactly what the King wants. Vishal left him. According to today’s Mumbai Mirror, now Hrithik Roshan is doing a film with Vishal Bhardwaj. We are waiting to hear more.
Ashutosh Gowariker – Dumbness killed it. We are not great fans of Shah Rukh Khan – the actor. We love him for his intelligence & the great rise from being an outsider to the top. Swades & Kabhi Haan Kabhi Na – are the only two films of Khan which can tolerate. Rest is beyond us. But it seems Shah Rukh doesnt think so. He wants commercial success.
According to this report, Shah Rukh doesn’t want to work with Ashutosh Gowariker anymore. Has he really lost it ? We think so. And hope that Gowariker gets someone better soon.
That leaves Shah Rukh Khan with only three directors – Karan Johar, Farah Khan & Aditya Chopra. And they will recycle him in same kind of dead boring roles.
Now compare it to Aamir Khan & the the directors that he has worked in recent past..
1. Raj Kumar Hiri – Three Idiots
2. A R Murugadoss – Ghajini
3. Amole Gupte ( writer/creative director ) – Taare Zameen Par
4. Kunal Kohli – Fanaa
5. Rakeysh Omprakash mehra – Rang De Basanti
6. Ketan Mehta – The Rising : Mangal Pandey
7. Farhan Akhtar – Dil Chahta Hai
Its not very difficult to guess that Aamir is willing to work with anyone who can convince him. Unlike Shah Rukh, he is not looking for “freinds” who can direct him. He is looking for “directors” who can direct him. And this is surely working in his favour. Shah Rukh, are you listening ?
Sanju still can’t dance saala!
Posted: June 23, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, gossipmongers, News, songs & videosTags: choreograph, Luck, Music Video, Sanjay Dutt, Sanju Baba, Soham Shah
But filmmakers ko mangta hai toh mangta hai! Sanju Baba or Sanjay Dutt. The old haggard actor, the beefy body which has turned into a booby body now is still here. The style n tantrum quotient is still high. Or he likes to believe so. But we dont see that turning into ticket sales. Not sure why the producers and directors still queue up for him. So what was his last hit film ? Hmmm…ahhh…nooooo….leave it!
Coming back to the topic. Check out the three promotional videos featuring Sanjay Dutt. From Soham Shah’s Luck (aazma song), EMI and C KKompany. Tells us whats common in all three videos.
Got it ? Its Sanjay Dutt’s dance steps. The great footwork of Sanjay Dutt is the same in all three videos.
He doesn’t move. Its the chair or the king size sofa! Imagine this. The choregrapher has to choreograph a song with Sanjay Dutt. The poor soul must be trying to figure out how to move the chair/sofa, in which direction to move it, to make Dutt look cool. Since Baba can’t dance, he sits on the chair/sofa, stares into the camera & just poses. The chair/sofa is put on a moving stage and is moved with the overweight Baba on it. And he charges a bomb for this. Plus the tantrums. Sitting and posing on a chair was never so expensive.
To make sure that it doesnt look boring, throw in some foreign extras in skimpy clothes and its done. Enjoy the videos.
WTF is Soumitra Chatterjee doing with Claudia Ciesla ?
Posted: June 22, 2009 by moifightclub in cast & crew, cinema, etc, gossipmongers, News, pics, Regional, WTFTags: Abhishek Bachchan, Apu, bengali, Claudia Ciesla, pics, Salman Khan, Soumitra Chatterjee, Tollywood
A friend from Kolkata mailed us some pics to beat the Monday blues. And we are ROFL since we opened our mailbox. Take a look at the pics.
We hope you guys know who Claudia Ciesla is. CC ? Yeh the 38 DD babe! She made headlines because she knows Salman & his family, because Abhishek was ogling at her at the Cannes Film Festival and because she had some D-grade film release recently.
Apu is back and how! We love and respect Soumitra Chatterjee for everything he does. But this one came as a big shocker! These are stills from a new bengali film Dus-ta dus ( as in 10:10).
And Claudie Ciesla in Tollywood! We had no clue. BTW, take a closer look at Soumitra Chatterjee’s Godfather T-shirt covering his pot belly. Whoever thought this, is surely drinking & smoking something ET !
Bolly Jokes – IIFA Special 14/06/09
Posted: June 14, 2009 by moifightclub in Bolly Jokes, bollywood, etc, gossipmongersTags: IIFA Awards, joke, Macau
Here is a new sms bolly joke that we received from a rather sober director, he is at the IIFA Awards Macau. He is planning to pick up an IIFA Awards next year. The joke is his strategy and he says he is serious about it. This one is IIFA Special. His sms follows….
Q. How can one win an IIFA Award ?
A. Its simple. You hav to be “B” or “F-O-B”.
We got what “B” stands for but “F-O-B” ?? We messaged back – What is FOB ?
A. FOB stands for “Friends Of Bachchans” or “Foes Of Baadshah”. Both apply – whatever works for you!
We could not agree more! Write to us if you got more bolly jokes. Our email id is moifightclub@gmail.com
IIFA Awards Macau 2009 – winners pics
Posted: June 14, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, picsTags: 2009, IIFA Awards, Macau, pics, Winners
IIFA Awards Macau 2009 – all the possible pics
Posted: June 13, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, News, picsTags: 2009, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Akshaye Khanna, Amitabh Bachchan, Amrita Rao, Anil Kapoor, Arshad Warsi, Bipasha Basu, David Dhawan, Govinda, Hrithik Roshan, IIFA Awards, lara dutta, Macau, Madhur Bhandarkar, Mugdha Godse, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Raveena Tandon, Sonam Kapoor, sushmita sen, Suzane Khan
Here are some pics from the IFFA Awards Macau – 2009. Pics of Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Anil Kapoor, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Mugdha Godse, Govinda, Sushmita Sen, Arshad Warsi, Amrita Rao, Sonam Kapoor, Raveena Tandon, Madhur Bhandarkar, Akshaye Khanna, Hrithik Roshan, Lara Dutta and Bipasha Bashu.
These are pics from various events at IIFA Awards Macau 2009 – the fashion show, green carpet, film workshop, unveiling of Bachchan’s wax statue ( again ??) , press conference of David Dhawan’s Do Knot Disturb and Madhur Bhandarkar’s Jail. Enjoy!
Kal Kisne Dekha ? And Vashu Bhagnani’s latest plan to save his son’s career!
Posted: June 12, 2009 by moifightclub in bollywood, etc, gossipmongers, News, reviewsTags: filmfare, Jackky Bhagnani, Jacky Bhagnani, Kal Kisne Dekha, Kal Kissne Dekha, Kareena Kapoor, review, Vashu Bhagnani, Vivek Sharma
Kal Kisne Dekha ? Going by the initial box office reports and reviews, it seems NOBODY. Not even the film’s director Vivek Sharma, because he had a fight with producer Vashu Bhagnani over non payment of fees. Vivek also claims that Vashu has re-edited the film and he hasn’t seen the new version
All we can say, Vashuji, with a title like that, you are surely asking for it and more. But Vashu, the dearest daddy, tried every possible trick for his son.
First the numerology. Kal Kisne Dekha is Kal KISSne Dekha and Jacky Bhagnani is JacKKy Bhagnani.
According to gossipmongers, Kareena Kapoor was paid 3 crore, yes, three fucking crore to dance with beta Jackky at few stage shows in Ahmedabad for the pre-release buzz of the film.
Vashu even paid 50 lakhs to Filmfare to showcase his son’s dancing skills at the award ceremony. Beta came and danced. But when the awards ceremoney was teleacsted, Sony smartly chopped out the performance of Jacky or Jackky from its tv telecast. Vashu had informed everyone in the world to watch out for his son’s performance at the Filmfare Awards. He waited and waited and waited. Now, if only money could drive anything, why would we need brains and dicks ?
Finally, the film releases today. And Vashu has a new plan ready. He is calling up every journalist and reviewer, and is trying to convince them to atleast say some good things about his son Jacky. He can sing, he can jump, he can dance, he can kiss, he can fight, he can ride bikes and he can see the future!! Isn’t that enough. Acting ?? Now, whats that ? We can surely see his future!!
Vashu can always put the blame of the film on the director. So, dont be surprised if some reviews actually praise Jacky Bhagnani’s multi-talented avtaar in the film. With such shitload of money, we think Vashu might be able to do more with the reviews.
As for the review of the film on our blog, you must be kidding! BTW, here is Raja Sen’s review on Rediff, we could not agree more.
F.i.g.h.t C.l.u.b 